57, male, Single
Dudley, United Kingdom
Single guy, looking for someone special in my life, someone laid back, non-judgemental, honest, tactile, ideally a soulmate, someone to settle down with, fed up with the saying "you're a lovely/nice guy but"? Looking to leave the "but" out and for someone to take me as I am.... a genuine, honest, laid back bloke, with bit of a sarcastic streak & perhaps a strange sense of humour, like all animals with a slight exeption to ferrets lol, though I can tolerate them :p No Rinser's need apply as I have now't to rinse! (except clothes, but my washing machine manages that well ta!)If you are just looking for !? Jog on! (i'll meet you in the bushes around the corner.....lmao)No mind games please! (unless on google play or itunes)No players need apply (unless you are good at board or maybe even console games)No time wasters ( Tempus Fugit, et omnes questus vetustioribus )Disabilities not an issue (No discrimination here!!), I understand mental health, Bipolar, Anorexia, Bulimia, MS, Fibromyalgia, Arthritis, COPD, Anxiety & Autism.(At various times in my life I have had the pleasure of meeting people with the above and most are the loveliest folk you could ever wish to meet, it puts some so called normal people to shame! hence disabilities not an issue!)Though I class myself as overweight, I have to be honest and please don't take this the wrong way ladies, but I prefer average to slim build as a partner, it isn't discrimination its just the way I have always been, I have questioned my preference many times and though I have always got on well with larger ladies its something I don't have an answer for, you can call me "Shallow Hal" if you like but I can assure you shallow I am not, perhaps its just one of my many faults & we all have those in some shape or other.Want to know more? please feel free to message me instead of me messaging you, would make a nice change ;-)
43, male, Single
Nuqrat Umm Sunayn, New Caledonia
I like to live my life on the edge by spending my weeknights reading the Harry Potter series, and on the weekends I like to call all my buddies over for what we call Bieber Fest. We party it up in my moms basement with some of Justins hit singles playing at a respectful volume as to not disturb the neighbors. When we are on our best behavior, my mom will usually bake up a batch of cookies for us, which you have to try sometime, she really cooks with love. At the end the night, we like to finish by watching Never Say Never, and I always end up shedding some tears to which my buddies are always quick to comfort me. Justin is truly a gift to earth from God.I should also have you know I have a ritual called "terminator". I crouch in the shower in the "naked terminator" pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualise either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the terminator theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy.If you're still reading, then you probably have at least somewhat of a sense of humor, which means there is a good chance we may get along. In case you aren't the sharpest crayon in the box, the entire first paragraph is a lie, I don't read Harry Potter books, and I don't listen to Justin Bieber. The second paragraph may or may not be a lie, you'll have to find that out.
71, male, Widowed
Hello and thank you for taking time to read these words.OK for 15 years I am living here in Spain ,and do at times work as consultant to the catering industry.I have been widowed for four years and would like to meet a Chinese lady to share and enjoy life together. I have worked in Asia for some years,so I am liking all things ,customs,foods etc.I hope to hear from you soon. Many thanks for your time.
32, female, Single
Based in Kenya. Loving , loyal, honest ,kind and real. Ready to mingle and get to know someone. I am natural and not complicated. Talk to me and get to know more about me! I will try to respond to any questions I get. Thanks and all the best to all singles :)
28, male, Single
Hello I'm ryo. Nice to meet you and let's know each other